Monday, September 10, 2007

Conspiracy of Truth!

Okay, so this is right up my alley... A 9/11 troofer site has been caught by WhoreChurch grossly overrepresenting their blog traffic. This is *very* funny. Check out the truth:

The [troofer] article was only mildly interesting, but I was astounded at how much traffic this site was getting. Here is a screenshot of their visitor stats:Wow. Almost 800,000 visitors.

But then, my conspiracy radar came up. Does this site really attract that many visitors? It seemed unlikely. I clicked on the stat, hoping Sitemeter would not have it set as private.

Here is a screenshot of the “real” stats:
Did you catch the last line below the stats? I think I smell a conspiracy.

LOVE IT! The troofer makes up 798,235 visitors for his site, but claims that since he started tracking them using sitemeter, he's averaged 6 visitors a day (for the past 6 months). BEAUTIFUL!

Erm, where do you suppose he's hiding those 798,235 visitors?

Digg!

5 comments:

makita said...

That's funny. It also makes you wonder where all those visitors have gone since March. Obviously, most of them did not think it worthwhile to return. Even I got more visitors than that site, and it's not even logging my own visits.

The Factician said...

Makita,

It also makes you wonder where all those visitors have gone since March. Obviously, most of them did not think it worthwhile to return.

I have a simpler explanation. The author of the troofer website is lying about the 798,235 visitors.

lrector said...

I know! He's got them hidden in the secret FEMA prisons the NWO is going to put all us 'murricans in when the UN takes over using the hush-a-boom bombs and holographic planes they tested on 9/11! Bill Clinton is actually an alien robot who logs onto the site with his super secret AntiFirefox web browser that actually DELETES previous visitors!

<deep breath>

Wow. Scary how easy it is to fall into that mind trap.

The Factician said...

Bill Clinton is actually an alien robot who logs onto the site with his super secret AntiFirefox web browser that actually DELETES previous visitors!

Whoa.

Good thing I'm using Safari.

I was *sure* Bill Clinton was a Saudi robot. But it makes much more sense as an alien robot.

/chuckle

Kevin Scott said...

Thanks for the mention.

I thought it was pretty funny, and I wanted to let more people know about it, but government censors showed up at my ISP and threatened to shut them down if they didn't disconnect my internet access.

Right now I am at a temporary "safe house" with a hacked internet connection. I don't know how much longer it will be before they track me down and silence the truth.

But I will fight valiantly until that day.

Kevin "Whore Church" Scott
http://whorechurch.wordpress.com